I swear this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This read more is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out over a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe that just happened. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to pass out! All of it was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?